Khaki and Norm – To reach a mountain bike competition

 

Khaki and Norm walk towards a mountain bike competition, on the way; they see a billboard with Oikinder Riyini as an underwear model.

 

Khaki: Wasn’t he killed off in the first story? (Chuckle, chuckle)

 

Norm: Yeah, but these bastard writers shift things here and there every time.

 

Khaki: Yes, hey Oikinder’s posture actually looks good.

 

(For the first time in six years, since the well incident that famous night back in 2003 where all things turned oriental)

 

Norm: That’s disturbing.

 

Khaki: I know, what a pose! It somehow works. All that chunky, saucy, feisty flab hanging out.

 

Then out of the blue or the dark, a nice seductive model (a girl) arrives in a jet and blows an 81 degree angle kiss.

 

Khaki and Norm begin to fight over who received the kiss, in the end the girl blows them two kisses which throws them of guard, catches them unaware on the edge of breaking point/turning point.

 

Khaki: Look, somehow we seem to have reached the area of destination. New Zealand, itself.

 

Norm: No way (cries)

 

Khaki: How did we get here so fast? We were just in Barbados.

 

Next to the competition stand is a restaurant. It’s ‘Burgers R Us’

 

Khaki: That restaurant looks familiar.

 

Norm: I think we used to work in that dump.

 

Khaki: It’s stalking us everywhere.

 

Norm: Like Oikinder Riyini’s bad breath.

 

Khaki: In a sunny winter.

 

Norm: Look can we just get on with the bike competition.

Mountain Bikes

Khaki & Norm - Mountain Bikes of the lowest…I mean highest standard

 

Khaki and Norm are travelling on there mountain bikes in a mountain bike competition. Right now, Khaki is taking the lead, Norm is stubborn to win. So he decides to kill Khaki, and will make it look like a fatal accident. This is Norm’s plan:

 

Ha he oh ah ha, I Norm Edward Wendy Gilmore Chardon will kill Khaki in a brutal attempt and make it look like a bird from outer space knocked him of course and that ligament injury he suffers back in Guam will make thy famous I will be a man!

 

Norm stops thinking about his evil plot. See that ‘e’ that’s just how evil he is. Norm’s brain begins to hurt, this perhaps because he was thinking for like the third time in life. Oh, wait! He’s thinking again…

 

I wonder what’s on T.V tonight…

 

I’m guessing his brain is hurting again. Actually, I don’t have to guess, it’s obvious, Norm’s IQ is lower than a pebbles.

 

Later…

 

Khaki has just fallen of the cliff, and has died; due to his ‘ligament injury’ however we believe that it was a bird from outer space that knocked him of course. More about this later, for now let’s go to Norm.

 

Norm is riding his mountain bike.

 

And we’re back, Khaki suddenly back to health, is driving like mad, in an attempt to win the race.

 

Later…

 

Khaki has won the race. Norm is upset, crying over his defeat and Oikinder’s bill board picture is laughing.